Denys, the youngest Mephisto, is a party guy who loves to tell jokes and make people laugh. He sometimes has a chip on his shoulder because he’s youngest and his brothers blow off what he has to say. He therefore blows off a lot of what they say, which frequently gets him into trouble.

What is your idea of perfect happiness?
I love girls. I deeply suspect that being with an Anabo would be perfect, primo happiness.

Which historical figure do you most identify with?
Casanova. Actually, the legendary Casanova. The real man was pretty much a loser.

Which living person do you most admire?
The girl I had last night. I think her name was Brittany. Or maybe Lucy?

What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
My inability to be alone.

What is your favorite journey?
I can’t say that here. What? I can? Oh, well, okay. The journey from kissing to doing it – doesn’t get any better than that. Awesome scenery.

What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Modesty. Not the humility kind. The take off your clothes kind. Naked equals good.

On what occasion do you lie?
After I’ve had sex with a girl and tell her I’ll call.

What do you dislike most about your appearance?
Not a damn thing. Girls like me, so I’ve got no complaints.

Which living person do you most despise?
Eryx, the scum-sucking piece of shit.

What or who is the greatest love of your life?
A girl I’ve yet to meet.

When and where were you happiest?
Can’t remember. I was probably toasted.

Which talent would you most like to have?
Think I’ve got it covered. It might be cool to paint – like pictures – but I’d wanna nail the model, so maybe not.

If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
My brothers would laugh more.

What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Can’t think of any achievements that matter in the grand scheme of things.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
The ocean. It’s vast, and deeper than anyone knows.

If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?
Dude, if I got to choose, no way in hell I’d come back – as anything.

What is your most treasured possession?
A first edition copy of Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. She was a cool chick, even if she wouldn’t sleep with me.

What is your most marked characteristic?
I laugh a lot. I don’t necessarily think things are that funny – but I like to laugh.

Who are your favorite writers?
Way too many to name here.

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?

What is it that you most dislike?
Guys who mistreat girls.

What is your motto?
It’s five o’clock somewhere.

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